WWE Raw Results from 03-07-16

WWE Raw Results

3/7/16 from Chicago

The crowd erupts as “Here comes the money” plays. Shane McMahon dances his way out on the ramp. Shane gets in the ring and lets us know that he has the utmost respect for The Undertaker, but his father Vince McMahon is a miserable old bastard. (which is true) Mr. McMahon has lost his touch with his company, wwe fans, and his family. (true again) Shane says it is his destiny to be in control of Monday Night Raw. A loud yes chant breaks out. Everything will stop once Shane takes control. No more Mr. McMahon, no more Authority. There are people in the back who never get a break. There are people in the back who get all the breaks and don’t deserve them. All of that will stop.

The Undertaker’s gong sounds and the lights go out. Mr. McMahon’s music hits and he walks out. Mr. McMahon asks the crowd if they are disappointed. The crowd hollars at Mr. McMahon with a CM Punk chant and a asshole chant. Mr. McMahon tells Shane that as he was writing Shane out of his will he saw a photo of the two of them. Mr. McMahon shows the photo. Mr. McMahon has the actual photo in his hand. Mr. McMahon drops it on the floor and stomps on it. Mr. McMahon says that he is invincible. Shane is not. Mr. McMahon goes on to say that at WrestleMania Shane will fail his sons. You see Shane’s face that he’s getting really mad. I don’t think that was part of the script. Vince goes on to say he will put his arms around his grandsons and tell them at least they have one father figure they can look up to. It’s ironic that his greatest creation will put to rest his greatest failure.

Mr. McMahon calls for security to get Shane out of his ring. Shane tells security that he will leave on his own and not to touch him. Security gets in the ring. Shane quickly beats the shit out of each member of the security team, mma style.

Kevin Owens defeats Neville with a roll up pin:

Super kick by Neville followed by a second rope phoenix splash for a near fall. Neville calls for the red arrow, but Owens rolls him up from behind for the win.

After the match, Owens beats down Neville. Owens is about to powerbomb Neville on the apron. Sami Zayn’s music hits and Zayn runs in and makes the save.

Backstage Dolph Ziggler is talking to Zach Ryder. Stephanie McMahon interrupts and thanks Ziggler for taking down a tweet he had up that was anti-Authority. Ziggler brings up Survivor Series from two years ago. In the main event he put The Authority out of power. Stephanie says since Ziggler wants to bring up the past he will have to face three members of the League of Nations in a handicap match tonight.

Summer Rae defeats Brie Bella with a roll up:

Lana comes out to the ring. While Brie is distracted Summer rolls up Brie from behind for the win. After the match Lana hits Brie with a x-factor and laughs at Brie.

Dean Ambrose makes his way to the ring. Ambrose says this Saturday at Roadblock he is going to hijack the WWE title and he is going to go to WrestleMania. Triple H tried to beat respect into him last week. Ambrose says after he beats Triple H to a pulp Triple H is going to have no choice but to respect him. Triple H comes out, laughing to himself. Triple H says that’s a nice fantasy Ambrose just came up with. Maybe Ambrose needs to take another trip over to the announce table. Ambrose says he will take a trip to the announce table after Roadblock. He will stand on it with the WWE title. After that Triple H can suck it. Ambrose asks Triple H to come to the ring because he might have busted an eardrum when he got beat up last week. Triple H says he fights on his own time. Triple H says tonight Ambrose will face Bray Wyatt.

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Rusev and Sheamus defeat Dolph Ziggler in an elimination match:

Ziggler kicks Sheamus in the gut and lands a jumping ddt. Barrett tags in, but he ends up going shoulder first into the turnbuckle. Ziggler superkicks Barrett for the pin.

King Barrett has been eliminated.

Ziggler almost famassers Sheamus, but Sheamus avoids it. Ziggler falls right into a kick to the head by Rusev. Sheamus almost decapitates Ziggler with the brogue kick for the victory.

Backstage, Becky Lynch is with Sasha Banks. They argue about who should be facing Charlotte at WrestleMania.

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Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks defeat Naomi and Tamina, Naomi taps to the Bank Statement:

Sasha crushes Naomi with the standing double knees. Naomi attempts a bulldog, but Sasha reverses it into the Banks statement for the win. After the match, Charlotte attacks both Lynch and Banks and lays them both out.

The New Day defeat Chris Jericho and AJ Styles, Big E hits Jericho with the Big Ending:

Jericho takes Big E down and tries to lock in the walls of Jericho. Big E. fights out of it. Jericho tries the code breaker, but Big E. catches him midair. Big E. transitions into the big ending for the win.

After the match Styles tries to help Jericho up. Jericho code breakers him three times! Jericho grabs one of the Y2AJ shirts and stuffs it in Styles’ mouth.

Backstage, Jericho tells Renee Young that the entire crowd was chanting was “AJ Styles”. He hopes they enjoyed it. They won’t be able to chant that anymore.

Kalisto defeats Tyler Breeze with the Salida del Sol:

Backstage Kalisto is stopped by JoJo. Kalisto says its always been a dream of his to wrestle at WrestleMania. Ryback walks in and says he deserves a match at WrestleMania. He goes on about how Kalisto should be a solo act and drop the Lucha Dragons.

Backstage Stephanie asks Mr. McMahon what if Shane actually wins? She says who Shane is crazy and don’t care about hurting his body to win a match. Mr. McMahon says he’s got this. Stephanie says but what if you don’t? He says again, I got this.

Ryback defeats Axl with Shellshock

Dean Ambrose defeats Bray Wyatt by a DQ after the Wyatts attack:

Wyatt rolls Ambrose into the ring. Wyatt taunts in the corner. Ambrose surprises Wyatt with the rebound clothesline. The lights go out and the rest of the Wyatt Family appears. They beat down Ambrose. Wyatt finally hits sister Abigail on Ambrose.

After the match Triple H comes out. Wyatt gets in his face. Wyatt touches the belt and then walks away. Triple H takes off his suit jacket, then strips down the announce table. Triple H gets in the ring and walks right into dirty deeds.